2834

Smurf fighting in the Milwaukee Rumble at Waukesha Expo Feb 6-7.

Happy Smurf

1/2/2009

2833

Happy Happy Sabi New Year

Smurf

1/2/2009

2832

happy holidays fellow riders

happy

12/28/2008

2829

pxYoaapigIJnwP

ndrfpqurd

12/25/2008

2828

VLaIZYFMRnZmq

ybpwiimneot

12/22/2008

2827

Make sure to include as many nude females in the tent as possible

I eat meat but not sausage

12/19/2008

2826

Johnny, if i send pics can you start a chronicals of Jerrys tent page

Hrud

12/19/2008

2825

wWhQdmGa

Asdnabc

12/12/2008

2824

WTF its 2008 and we still cant use apostrophes in this fucking board

irate

12/5/2008

2823

Anyone heard from Jerry. I still have his stuff...but not the anal cream. I will be camping at devils lake this weekend. I hope he doesnt mind. Im using his tent

Hrud

12/5/2008

2822

chIcSpmyYWfHsmJkR

wzcevech

12/2/2008

2820

Happy Turkey Day to all the Lady Sabonaughts.. Hope you all get a good stuffing tonight

The Orange Tent

11/27/2008

2819

And we would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for you meddeling kids

Zoinks

11/25/2008

2818

And we would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for you meddeling kids

Zoinks

11/25/2008

2817

Holy Smokes Batman. I think its DancingDebbie come back from her Sabi grave to haunt us for buring her in the Sabi Fire. I remember her saying that when she was burning....

Spooky Island Camper

11/25/2008

2816

NVcNDNAltaCaaXMvkA

symnlkbckhk

11/24/2008

2815

Is that a Cold War secret post for some spy? Shall we play a game...

Mathew Brodrick

11/20/2008

2814

when and where can i use the sos passport

fred

11/19/2008

2813

Last ride is on the horizon, what a sad time when the skis get put away

Sad MO Sabi

11/17/2008

2812

Sounds like somebody has had a little too much sabocazi

Responisbility Committee

11/15/2008

2811

opcnAWJUpSI

dwqssjigbzg

11/14/2008

2810

Can I get extra Sabi points if I bring a blowup Jet Ski and inflate it entirely with farts

High Octane

11/13/2008

2809

I say we make that our new Bond Run but we should do it in the winter to show how tuff Sabonauts are

Sabithermia

11/11/2008

2808

Real men would have done it on 550 stand ups. http://www.boattest.com/Resources/view_news.aspx?NewsID=2988

Sabi D

11/10/2008

2807

I can top that - I will lasso a school of sea horses and have them pull my crap to the island like Aquaman

Seahorse cocktail anyone

11/10/2008

2806

1 million points to anyone who constructs a raft made from giant inflatable penises and floats to the island.

2 Stroke

11/8/2008

2805

Theme for 2009 will be: "Eco-Friendly and Credit Crunch SABI Island." Extra points will be awarded to anyone that can charge a jetski battery with a home made windmill and who can make their jet ski run on Ethanol.

Pyro-Tech King

11/8/2008

2804

Wrong end... I think you were on the wrong web site

Dickslexia sucks

11/5/2008

2803

Maybe I put it in the wrong end

confused and flacid

11/5/2008

2802

It made me Haaard

Woody Smurf

11/4/2008

2801

Ive tried that promethazine and all it did was give me the shits but maybe thats what it was supposed to do

Dr.posturcraponanothersiteasshole

11/4/2008

2800

http://proventil.zuvexry.cn http://mental-health-8.zostura.cn http://solution-23-797.zyreloj.cn http://arthritis-6-525.zenavo.cn http://alcohol-19-292.zenavo.cn http://promethazine-254.zuvexry.cn http://mental-health-9-453.zostura.cn http://clonazepan.zenavo.cn http://nutrition-9.zostura.cn http://allergy-2-729.zenavo.cn http://oretic-1.zostura.cn http://casodex-50.zenavo.cn http://ponstel.zuvexry.cn http://cefixime-364.zenavo.cn http://prednisone-306.zuvexry.cn http://linen-1-778.zostura.cn

Clement

11/4/2008

2798

Next time she should just leave the medicine in the orange tent where it does the most good

still picking scabs

10/27/2008

2796

Yeah. She danced at the fire and then got burned when we were done with her Oh no wait that was Debbie

Confused

10/24/2008

2795

Wasnt Paula the chick that DNR guys wife that Sabi D defiled in the orange tent?

Memories

10/24/2008

2794

Thanks for the perscription Dr.Paula, I feel better already

WTF?

10/24/2008

2793

http://zoledronic-acid-376.zyreloj.cn http://ciclopirox.zenavo.cn http://zenavo.cn http://antaxone.zenavo.cn http://health-60.zipace.cn http://soma-826.zyreloj.cn http://arimidex-249.zenavo.cn http://toprol-762.zuvexry.cn http://drug-1-629.zipace.cn http://temazepam.zuvexry.cn http://clomid-265.zenavo.cn http://treatment-19-781.zyreloj.cn http://solution-35.zyreloj.cn http://violin-2-865.zyreloj.cn http://tagamet-74.zuvexry.cn http://health-119.zipace.cn http://piroxicam.zuvexry.cn http://singular-120.zuvexry.cn http://imigran.zipace.cn

Paula

10/23/2008

2792

I heard Sabi D was getting plastic surgery to disguise his appearance. Something about a DNR assassination attempt because of his recent presidential run.

Conspiracy Smurf

10/23/2008

2791

Do you think there will be any Sabi D sightings on Haloween - I saw him in a bar in Milwaukee a few years ago

Call it like I saw it

10/23/2008

2790

DNR DNR DNR and Jackaxx was his name OOOO

Saabiii D.....

10/20/2008

2789

Encripted messages, how very sneaky DNR man

drunk guy in a clown suit

10/20/2008

2788

MnwXsVbcFwlfpPvuY

tufosrk

10/19/2008

2787

How many delegates can hum "the wheels on the bus go round" at once?

Hairy Gorilla for VP

10/10/2008

2786

Bet Sabi wont settle for a fat spitter in the oval office. I bet he has the VP hummin on the front lawn of the white house..

Betting Smurf

10/9/2008

2785

Word on the streets are a huge grass roots Sabi D campaign for President. Cant be any worse.

Sabi Sabi Sabi

10/9/2008

2784

Sabi D for President

MO Constituent

10/9/2008

2783

Only the good die young...

Bad Smurf

9/12/2008

2782

Ive seen you ride your 550, theres no reason to tempt fate with the fastest production stand up ever.

Say no to Sabi funerals

9/10/2008

2781

Does it come with a nitrous kit - Talk them down to 10K and have them put Smurf down for 2.

Happy Smurf

9/10/2008

2780

IJSBA.com has classifieds with a Hydrspace S4 standup for sale - do we have enough money in the Sabi petty cash to spring 11 grand for it?

110 dollars per horse

9/5/2008

2779

JAxMXeFaueHJasSq

fjlywjmqhym

9/3/2008

2778

Miley

Cyrus

8/21/2008

2777

Curtis

Cyrus

8/20/2008

2776

is an urection when you pee with a boner?

Dick Shun Hairy

8/15/2008

2775

I heard a rumor there could possibly be a ressurection of the great M&M party for Cheese Days weekend

There will be execution

8/15/2008

2774

maybe we will have to add clowns doing wheelies on baggers to that list?

seen it last Cheese Days

8/15/2008

2773

Naked midgets. i didnt even commit to being there yet

Midget Smurf

8/5/2008

2772

The United States largest celebration of beer and cheese is Sept.19-21 in Monroe WI - prepare yourself for beer racing, yodeling, and possibly naked midgets

out of state interest

8/5/2008

2771

Date???

Curious Smurf

8/4/2008

2770

Come to Cheese Days in Monroe

Beer drinkin, Cheese eatin, Klotz burnin...

7/30/2008

2769

Now somebody can stop Jesus from making laps around the fire!

one fat hen and a couple of ducks...

7/15/2008

2768

Congrats Greg (I think) lol Is she 10 feet tall too? ; )

Smurf

7/13/2008

2767

Gerloff is married..maybe his queen can make it to sabi island someday? Thanks sabi friends for coming

gerloff--

7/11/2008

2766

I would be extremely disappointed if the river gods offered up such great bounty and it wasnt burned

Eddie Bauer

6/24/2008

2765

Wasnt it burned?

Smurf

6/23/2008

2764

are we supposed to bring his gear

joe

6/22/2008

2763

I talked to Jerry a couple times. He is in for next year.

Daytripper John

6/22/2008

2762

fuck, I think I have sabi sand fleas

hrud

6/19/2008

2761

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfB8N0OiB5s&feature=related

great bond run

6/17/2008

2760

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq8Fn55axd4&NR=1

Quadski

6/17/2008

2759

The only 420 members with PWCs could not foot the 400 bucks in gas it would take to drive up from MO

Turd powered Superjet

6/17/2008

2758

So why did 420 take the year off

National Enquirer

6/16/2008

2757

I second that. and another big happy 18th birthday to Kerri. I love drunk girls

hrud

6/11/2008

2756

A special thanks to the Spring Green High School Girls Volley Ball Team for joining us for a weekend of fun in the sun.

Mark

6/11/2008

2755

Now I understand the gay porn link for the Island of Much Sausage

humming wheels on the bus

6/11/2008

2754

BTW, we dont know who jerry is. Tilly and Daytripper John found Jerrys shit floating in the river. He did contribute to the festivities, in spirit at least.

hrud

6/10/2008

2753

Yeah, where the hell were you. We tried to get a hold of you. The toon would have made it to the island with no problem this year. You could have been part of Dude Island.

hrud

6/10/2008

2752

What happend. Did I wind up on the wrong Island again. Who is Jerry. AND that felonies thing is BS.. I was a king and Sabi D would be banned....

Lost Smurf

6/10/2008

2751

I figured I would just ride my Lake Delton house down to the island this year....Im almost there

Sabi D Creator

6/9/2008

2750

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_OWqCHK5KA

Chris Brown

6/9/2008

2749

John will have to update the blog with the info on how Jerry became King so you all can understand.

Hrud

6/9/2008

2748

Next thing you know we will have to fill out background check applications to compete for Sabi King

Too Many Felonies

6/9/2008

2747

Other unconfirmed Jerry items - Union Rep for Local 78 and may work for a consulting company

research crew

6/9/2008

2746

Jerry likes to run too. He is listed on some race results pages too

research crew

6/9/2008

2745

http://www.herald-review.com/articles/2008/01/19/news/local/1029422.txt

research crew

6/9/2008

2744

Too much sun. maybe that global warming thing is true

Burnt

6/8/2008

2743

We are looking at June 6th for the 15 year Sabi Island reunion

Sabi 2009

6/8/2008

2742

Jerry Morrison is Sabi King and Lisa definately won Sabi queen - you had to be there

Skid

6/8/2008

2741

ski conditions were excellent - water levels were perfect for som bond runs - rained alot on Sunday

skid

6/8/2008

2740

Have fun Sabonauts, be safe and ride hard - see you at the reunion Sabi next year

No Mo 420 in `08

6/6/2008

2739

Ski races on Saturday - Canoe racing has been postponed due to heavy current and canoes are just plane as they do not use gas or go fast

Racer

6/5/2008

2738

I just spoke live with Joe and Miah and they are on Sabi Island - water is up and rising - perfect ski conditions - sand bars are minimal - beer is flowing - excellent

Sabi Island Live chat road crew

6/5/2008

2737

Ok, the water could probably be higher

Squeaky sand

6/5/2008

2736

Water level looks good - I will bring the alum boat on Saturday if anyone wants it

Skid

6/5/2008

2735

You wanted water, you got it

Mr Rainmaker

6/5/2008

2734

Sabi Island. Fuckin right! wooo starts tomorrow!! Fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhh

adhd

6/4/2008

2733

saturday weather looks good right now 85 degrees

doppler 9000

6/4/2008

2732

looking at the weather, water will be going up

mr food

6/3/2008

2731

burn baby burn

pyro teqnique

6/3/2008

2730

It looks like the Sabi Island carbon footprint is going to be pretty small this year....I didnt know we were going green....We have to make a point to burn the hole entire island down Saturday night....Its the only way to make a come back...

Mark

6/3/2008

2729

I will be at the island on Saturday - ski battery is charging hopefully the 96 SXI still has some ability to eat more sand bars for breakfast

Skid

6/1/2008

2728

I think I saw a burn hole in the fron of it - you must buy it and bring it to Sabi Aisle

Skid

6/1/2008

2727

Who remembers this setup http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/boa/688957158.html

Toy

6/1/2008

2726

less than a week and no excitment...sad

5 minutes

6/1/2008

2725

Id be willing to pay 20 bucks for an island slave, maybe 30 if I get a happy ending. That could buy 6 gallons of gas and steal what else you need along the way.

Mark

5/30/2008

2723

Screw it. Put in down south and spew 2 stroke emisions all the way to Wisconsin. Go global warming. Melted Ice caps and rasies water while heating up Sabi weekend.

Science Smurf

5/30/2008

2722

fuck the principle just pay your bills in july

screw uncle sam

5/28/2008

2721

Thanks Smurf, but while money is a concern it is more of a descision of principle

Screw big oil

5/27/2008

2720

Did I hear a Sabi Collection

Smurf In

5/26/2008

2719

Unless the government sends us gas money, there will not be Missouri representation

MO King and Queen

5/23/2008

2718

Thursday afternoon

paddlin joe

5/22/2008

2717

Whos going and when?

Mark

5/22/2008

2716

http://waterdata.usgs.gov/wi/nwis/uv/?site_no=05404000&PARAmeter_cd=00065,00060

Whoah ha ha ha

5/19/2008

2715

Water is 30 percent below average and dropping.. Sabi Island is cancelled you Sabi glassholes...

Mr DNR to you

5/19/2008

2714

Oh Blow me Glasshole

DNR Watchin

5/19/2008

2713

Can I get my ticket money now?

Flynn Sr.

5/19/2008

2712

I think you will be lucky if any of the 420 girls show up... it may turn out to be "Island of Much Sausage"

Brokeback again

5/19/2008

2711

I love the 420 girls, I hope there is more of them this year...This year I shall give everyone an Indian name, and I will start with Trucker. From now on we shall refer to her as "Mouth Of Many Truckers"

Mark

5/17/2008

2710

I vote for Pimps and Hoes. Anyone want to second that motion

Diesel King

5/16/2008

2709

22 days till Sabi - whos in this year

in there like swimwear

5/15/2008

2707

where are the gay porn sites you fucking liars

me so horny

5/7/2008

2706

The dates are June 6-8 and the theme is ride a fucking PWC to the island you sally canoe toting bitches

mr organ eyes

5/2/2008

2705

what are the dates again. where is the theme poll. some of us want to plan here.

mr organized

4/30/2008

2704

Gay porn links, auto spam, a big orange lions head, this website has it all

stuptified - bah

4/30/2008

2703

i didnt think we were important enough to get spam

ham king

4/29/2008

2702

WTF

confused

4/29/2008

2701

http://chevrolet-3.nissov.net http://chevrolet.nissov.net http://bmw-12.nissov.net http://chevrolet-14.nissov.net http://chrysler-4.nissov.net http://bmw-19.nissov.net http://bmw-17.nissov.net http://cadillac-4.nissov.net http://cadillac-8.nissov.net http://audi-1.nissov.net http://cadillac-3.nissov.net http://audi-5.nissov.net http://cadillac-2.nissov.net http://audi-2.nissov.net http://bmw-6.nissov.net http://chrysler-3.nissov.net http://bmw-13.nissov.net http://aston-martin.nissov.net http://cadillac-5.nissov.net http://bmw-5.nissov.net http://bmw-18.nissov.net

Sara

4/26/2008

2700

late again....who is pregnant

Sabi d creator

4/21/2008

2699

Happy 4:20

late again

4/21/2008

2698

We already knew that

Katain Super Obvious

4/19/2008

2697

Justin is Gay

From every sabonaut

4/18/2008

2696

This year I request that all Sabonaunts start thinking Green. I will be running a new Hybred or electric standup depending on how well my corn investments do from now until Sabi. Just kidding when I said Green I mean sick on sabocozzi mixers.

BIO-Diesel King

4/18/2008

2695

I checked on the link to our host blastplanet.com. Like always we are forever linked to gay porn.

Captain Obvious

4/18/2008

2694

I am proud to announce I will not fuck my hand again until Sabi Island 2008.

Harry Palms

4/18/2008

2693

i plan on walking down this year since theres never any water. backwaters are flooded right now, but im confident the dnr will dry us out by then.

Hiker Joe

4/17/2008

2692

I think the 420 girls scare off all the normal women with their devient behavior

I like devient behavior

4/16/2008

2691

Most women come when theyre with me

The Ladies Man

4/16/2008

2690

we need more women to come

tired of the sausage fest

4/12/2008

2689

how about canoe races or will the pwc riders cry again

still paddling

4/12/2008

2687

How about PWC races - or will we be outnumbered by canoes again

remembering the old days

4/11/2008

2686

Skid - throw up a web poll for themes. Aliens on the Island - Pirates - Old cop-type shows - Superheroes - Bum fights - farmers

Sabi Planning Committee

4/9/2008

2685

Only 64 more days till SABI

its starting to smell

4/3/2008

2684

not if you live in Wisconsin, dont you have like two more months of winter yet

ridin all year

4/1/2008

2683

it too late to winterize

Curious Smurf

4/1/2008

2682

There are other green things to celebrate with

almost 4:20

3/20/2008

2681

Happy St Pattys day - drink some sabicozzi cuase its green

So Is The Vomit

3/17/2008

2680

better than in your foreskin

Bob Thomas

3/13/2008

2679

That would explain the big pentagram burned in your forehead

Damiens brother jim

3/11/2008

2678

6-6-66 is a Smurfy B-Day

Happy Smurfday

3/7/2008

2677

better be June 6-8 still!!!! Thats when Missourians took off!!!!

trucker

3/7/2008

2676

When is Sabi Island

Sabi D creator

3/6/2008

2675

Ball Wash

Sabi D creator

3/6/2008

2674

Ditto.. Happy Truckin B-Day

Smurfy

3/3/2008

2673

Happy Fkn Bday Trucker

One More Year

3/3/2008

2672

102 days till Sabi

still counting on it

2/20/2008

2671

So you better get this party started

Pink

2/19/2008

2670

Waters coming up

SabiSpring

2/17/2008

2669

Let it snow - let it snow - let it snow

rivers going up

2/7/2008

2668

No worries Smurf King - I think youre better served kicking the shit out of your local drug dealers in your underwear any way

If you cant beat em - beat em

2/4/2008

2666

itchy eyes

I said it

1/30/2008

2665

Good luck Smurf - treat em like the blowup doll you barfed on

I seen it

1/29/2008

2664

SabiD acting as corner man and doing hand wraps.. Little Sabi plant extract on the gloves.... Can anyone say itchy eyes..

SabiD Cornerman

1/27/2008

2663

Smurf fights in the Milwaukee Rumble at the Waukesha Expo Feb 1st and 2nd.

UhOhhhh

1/27/2008

2662

polishing up the superjet right now

and the knob

1/25/2008

2661

Only 137 days till Sabi celebration

counting on it

1/21/2008

2660

Happy Sabi Year.. Smurf still partying with Stephy at 8 am.

Smurf

1/1/2008

2659

Happy New year!

Sabi Ds father

12/31/2007

2657

Merry Christmas to all Sabonauts and a Happy New Year oh and Santa bring me a friggin pipe for my ski this year PLEASE

MO speed for the Super Jet

12/20/2007

2656

Dont forget to give yourself a fine for some lameass reason like wake restriction or littering

...and jackass was his name-o

12/18/2007

2655

Fill your livingroom with sand (squeaky of course) run your kitchen sink over so you get a small trickle of water through the living room and shoot bottlerockets at yourself, it will be just like Sabi

At home remedies

12/12/2007

2654

How many days to Sabi.. I need my Sabi escape.

Sad Sabi

12/7/2007

2653

Until it sleeps

James Hetfield

11/15/2007

2652

Wake up the sleeping giant

Dee Snider

11/5/2007

2651

Its not dead its only sleeping

Believer

11/3/2007

2650

Spic has a 550 Kaw in his basement that I am pretty sure is really dead

Bob no more

10/31/2007

2648

No but I have seen yours on its deathbed a few times

Dr 65203

10/29/2007

2647

Only a Sally would put his ski away You can not kill a 550 Kaw

Sabi Smurf

10/24/2007

2646

another month without any sabichat are all the skis put away already

lonely rider

10/24/2007

2645

Just wave your hand under the stall wall if you are up for some good old violating

Senate Committe

9/28/2007

2644

Violating unsuspecting DNR agents in airport bathroom stalls...

Sodamizing Sabi D

9/27/2007

2643

Wow, one whole month with no entry - Sabinauts, where you at?

rear entry

9/26/2007

2641

Shootuot was totally lame - PWC races were so unorganized it made Sabi Island look like Lake Havasu in Oct. Water was so rough I feel like I survived a gang beating.

Sore 420

8/27/2007

2640

Need more notice to represent proper

Missing link

8/26/2007

2639

Midwest Budwieser Shootout boat and PWC races 8/25/07 Lake of the Ozarks Featuring one of Sabi Islands own - will be televised, details to follow

Representing Team 420

8/24/2007

2638

HIM HIM

PHAWK HYMN

8/13/2007

2637

will miss you mack daddy!!!! enjoy all my rides and free pics!!!!!!

miss mack daddy.

8/10/2007

2636

That must be $1500 for the trailer and $300 for the ski right - nobody pays that much for a Kaw

it is a nice stand for sure